Q: Bronson and Kasey,
I'm 22 years old and I just started having sex for the first time in my life and there's one situation that I'm not quite sure how to handle that isn't really addressed in any porn film or sex talk show. You know when you're like having intercourse and your penis slips out and you have to grab it to stick it back in to the girl's vagina?...and like when you touch your penis that has the girl wetness on it then the wetness (sorry, don't know the medical term for that stuff) gets on your hand...Well, my question is...Where do you wipe your hand off when it gets that stuff on it? Do you wipe it off on yourself or what? Not quite sure what the proper etiquette is. -Nick, Decatur, IL

A: Nick,
First of all, the official term for that "wetness" you speak of is "girl goo." When you get girl goo on your hand DO NOT wipe it off on yourself. You need to wipe it off on her. It's gotta go back to where it came from. It's easiest to just quickly wipe it off on the outside of her thigh and get back to business. Or, if you're at her place and you feel bad about wiping it off on her then you can wipe it off on her sheets. You do need to wipe it off though so that your hand doesn't slip when you're holding on for the ride. In no way should you ever wipe it off on yourself or on your own sheets...Respect yourself and your shit. -B and K

Q: Hey guys! Love the blog and can't wait to see Sweet Damnation. I check the site everyday in anticipation of its release. My question is: This girl I've known for a while is trying to set me up with one of her friends. The problem is...this girl she's trying to hook me up with is, well, a bigger gal. Should I be insulted at all? Does this mean that my friend thinks I can't do any better? -Tommy, Roswell, GA


A: Thank you for all your kind words Tommy, I'm so glad that you like the site. To answer your question: No. If a female acquaintance wants to hook you up with her chubby friend it's not because she thinks that you are chubby or ugly yourself. She's just trying to help out her friend without taking your feelings into consideration. A lot of girls are like this...they think that they're giving their chubby friend confidence when really all they're doing is hurting their male acquaintance's self esteem. I know it's tough to not take offense but keep your head up, it's got nothing to do with your looks. Though, you might want to think about poppin' that chubby friend a couple times as chubby girls are pretty fun to roll around with in the sack. Just make sure you keep a bag of flour close to the bed. -B and K